Dear DB (BTW – our son gave you this nickname – YOU figure it out),

I’m truly sorry I didn’t realize you were a true psychopath and pathological liar sooner. I could have spared our son all he pain you ended up putting us through if I’d simply accepted your desertion and considered it a true blessing. I should have changed the locks the minute you walked out the door, instead of listening to your promises and assurances of a future return and re-assembly of our “family”.

I do truly thank you for your sperm donation… and for the few short years of really good acting you managed to suffer through and make your son actually FEEL loved by you.

Unfortunately, I do not think he can even remember any of it, as all of your actions and behaviors in the past 8 years have said nothing about how you feel other than how much you love yourself and how you will always come before anyone else.  So keep living your dream…  and thank you for no longer being a part of ours!

God help your current wife and offspring…

Yours never truly again,

ME