Thanks for wasting a year and a half of my life playing hard to get and twisting the truth to get what you want. I have no idea what I saw in you, but I guess I’ll do a lot when I feel I have no other options available.
I just wanted to take a moment to point out that I’m now in a much happier relationship with someone who wants to make me happy. Novel concept huh? I do thank you for breaking up with me though, as I have never felt so free.
I REALLY hope you find this letter and change your ways. Until then, I’ll see you at church where you can’t even bring yourself to say hello. Success is the best revenge, and I’m winning.