I went into this relationship with a new outlook on life.
Usually I go for strikingly a handsome man, but they seem to always be full of themselves and we break up in the most stupid ways (due to them cheating).
When I met you, I had to admit there was no physical or mental attraction but you seemed like the SAFE option.
So I said to myself let’s try something different. After three weeks of putting up with your constant intense / overwhelming “low self-esteem induced” character I found myself constantly stressed out to the point that my menstral cycle was affected.
So I’m signing off due to health reasons which I can’t afford to have.
Thank you for changing my mind and will promise you that I will never go for the SAFE option again.
Yours truly LUMPY
“I found myself constantly stressed out to the point that my menstral cycle was affected”.. you’ve turned my miserable, teary, heartbroken night into a big belly laugh. Where have my tears gone. Thank you!