Douche Lord

Douche Lord

Douche Lord

Tim,

When I think about you, it takes an act of God to not throw up in my mouth.

When I met you, you knowingly manipulated  me into thinking that you were a, “normal guy”, who had a dust trail of beautiful girls who ran for the hills… I am one who feels lucky, you didn’t completely take hold of me.. What you did though was threaten me on a daily basis and try and make me believe that you were a means of getting my child back from an ex.

You told me that I wasn’t made to think, that God had made me pretty and that was my power.

I guess if you base looks on a scale, weighing looks vs brain power…well then, you would be a freaking genius.

Smarter than any man alive..

Then in a desperate act of being a total Douche Lord, you call me ex after avoiding you for a few weeks…

You say that you were, ” raising me on the phone”?

Well.., why don’t you take you’re lousy phone and raise it up you’re big repulsive ass!

Upon further investigation, I found a trail of no contact orders and restraining orders!

Good for you buddy, know I know why I always lock my doors and shut my blinds.

But Tim, this letter isn’t all bad.

I want to let you know the positive outcome.

Ever since I pumped the brakes and kicked your good for nothing ass to the curb, I’ve looked at my ex in a different way.

I appreciate him.., even though he golfs and travels, all of the time and probably has a few side dishes…. HE LEAVES ME ALONE! If I want to have a girls trip to Vegas, or go out… He is fair!

Best of all, I moved back in 8 months ago and now I get to raise my daughter where she belongs… With her mother and father.

Please stop sending me cryptic messages, I don’t want you… I never will… You make my stomach turn.

Please, stop victimizing other woman.

You are not a God, you are a crazy person.

Warmly,

Oregon Native

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