Thanks for the last 6 months…

Thanks so much for trying to get another women to marry you and have your children whilst telling me the same story! I actually believed we were going somewhere  – you really fooled me until I found that email to her!

Thanks for letting my son get to know you and love you – it’s awesome telling him every day that we can’t see you anymore and then watching the tears roll down his face.

Thanks for leaving me stranded on holiday with my son and announcing we should get a hotel… whilst you went out with your mates and got pissed.

Thanks for trying to get me have a threesome with your weird female friend… oh and the prostitutes!

Thanks for just making no effort AT ALL in the bedroom… you have a seriously weird penis by the way!

Thanks for telling your friend online that I was shit in bed! Nice coming from a man that lies on his back the entire time!

Do you know why I’m thanking you? I’m thanking you because you opened my eyes and made me realise that there are ARSEHOLES like you out there.

I’m more guarded now and it will NEVER happen again.

Oh and by the way… you were REBOUND!

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