Derwood,

Thank you for a life lesson I will never forget.

When your ex stalked our family and said she would break us up, you promised me you would not let it happen.

Little did I know you stayed in touch with her. (you always said I was too trusting)

You let her in, your choice, but you didn’t have the balls to tell me. Instead you sabotaged our relationship, you treated me as though I were beneath your magnificence…

She had you by the balls the whole time.

She informed me herself via email how I was never good enough for a man of your calibre.

I hope you both find happiness in each others arms forever, saving others the poisonous treachery you are both so good at.