Dear Douchebag,

I’m putting this out into the great space known as the internet because an old school piece of paper cannot contain how extravagantly fucked up you are. You pursued me and made me feel special with your smooth talking bullshit, and shocker I fell for it because I have feelings and I made the mistake of developing them for you. You strung me along with just the right amount of interest to keep me hoping but if I ever wondered for more I was called crazy and high maintenance. Well guess what you fucking lying piece of shit, you’re a guy only a mother could love and I bet even she wonders what went so horribly wrong. When I think about the way you treated me since I met you and what I tolerated to remain a part of your life I want to bitch slap myself for my stupidity. If I could go back in time knowing what I know now I would NEVER EVER let you in. You didn’t fucking care about me, it was always you, you, you. You are a female attention seeking man whore whose only validation comes from treating women like shit after they’ve fallen for you. So guess what you fucking asshole, you are goddamn dead to me you crazy ass selfish motherfucker. If only I could turn back time and see you as I do now…so much heartache could have been avoided on my part because God knows you don’t have a heart to begin with. You are a disgrace to men everywhere in so many different categories no wonder all your previous girlfriends left you like thieves in the night. They wised up and peaced out bc you are a horrible human being. So fuck you and the horse you rode in on……oh wait you can never afford any of your own shit bc you are a moochy sponge you cheapskate bastard so that’s probably a borrowed horse. Well regardlesss, I HATE YOU. I fucking hate you and wish you never entered into my realm of existence.. You are the worst and I pity any female that enters your bull shit orbit. Lessons have been learned by this bitch, ones that will never be repeated. So fuck off you narcissistic, momma’s boy fucking dick asshole . I hope you have a long miserable life.