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10 things I hope you do with the next girl

10 things I hope you do with the next girl 150 150 Letter To My Ex

1. Hold her hand in public. It’s mean not to.
2. Respect her privacy and don’t show sexy pix of her to your mates at the pub.
3. Let her choose the TV show for once. And if she does, don’t groan and talk over it while she tries to watch it.
4. Have sex with her and attempt to give her an orgasm rather than your usual habit of watching porn and having a wank.
5. Don’t drive like a maniac when she’s in the car.

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