Dear ex-boyfriend,

It’s been two, nearly three years since we broke up. Yet you still remain persistant on making my life hell. You start rumours, you start lies, you make up stories, you crash your car then blame me, you try to commit suicide then make sure everyone thinks it was me who told you to. Did it occur to you that this sort of narcissistic behaviour was the reason you lost me in the first place? Well please. Act your age and grow up. No longer love from me; a no longer depressed, emotional wreck, betrayed and now healthy, happy and in love.