Dear Ex #1,

I looked up to you so much and you were fun at times… But really just a dick. You stole money off a young girl.. Shame on you!

Dear Ex #2,

We had lots of fun times in the car… You were my first Arab love and that had to count for something. I loved telling you off for the immature things you did. Our fling didn’t last long and I have to say I was glad I ended it when I found out you ended up in jail years later.

Dear Ex #3,

It lasted 3 years. I thought you were what I wanted. You were lovely. Too bad your sister was insane. I’m sorry if I treated you like you meant nothing in the end. I wish you a happy life and some balls.

Which leads me to Ex #4.. I loved the energy you brought to my life. You thought I was amazing and made me believe it too. Thanks for teaching me everything I know. It ended ridiculously but we still had a special kind of love that I will always remember.

Dear Ex #5,

A European fling… so many memories shared. It wasn’t love, although I thought it was at the time. I like the way you made me feel. Great 3 weeks.. I wish you nothing but happiness in life:)

Dear Ex #6,

The most special, the one I loved and still hold close to my heart! You were my best friend, I laughed with you, cried with you and so enjoyed every moment I was around you. I still find myself recapping memories, good and bad, of our time together. For reasons we couldn’t control we had to part. I tried so hard. I know as well as you do that we had a deep connection and that we will always love and respect one another. Sending you good vibes always. (I didn’t want to mention that you disappointed me with your recent decision. It went back on all your values. But I still love you to no end, and so I forgive you for that and want only happiness for you.)

Dear Ex #7,

I loved that you loved me. You treated me kindly and I was such a handful. I was in a bad place. You knew I still loved someone else. You held me while I cried over him. I’m sorry I put you through that. You weren’t perfect either. But you respected me. You cared for me and I thank you for that. May you be happy always.

Dear Ex #8,

The Jazz man, ADD was your middle name. There was something about you that intrigued me. You were too busy and I’m too proud to care.

Dear Dicks,

This is for the ones who didn’t qualify. I didn’t like you to start with anyway. You tricked and used me… I made myself like you for shay… DICK!

Sincerely,

Allison xxx