Dear, Kristina, Jenny, Genevieve, Kirsty, Pamela, Sandy and Nicola,
Thanks for stringing me along for months on end only to either:
A. dump me for a bloke with more money or
B. cheat on me with a man with more money.
I’m just sorry it took 7 consecutive broken hearts, over 8 wasted years of my life, to figure out what the only thing Sydney girls want in a man!