I’m so glad you hit me. I’m so glad you kicked me out of MY house. I’m so glad you sold my house and all my belongings. When you hit me, that gave me courage to hit you right back. I knocked your ass out. When you kicked me out, you delivered me from the hands of evil (YOU) and into the arms of the best things that’s ever happened to me (I love you Shmoo <3). When you sold my house and all of my stuff, it meant I had nothing to tie me to you anymore. No memories. It meant the chance to start over and build everything from the ground up the way I want it.