I went into this relationship with a new outlook on life.

Usually I go for strikingly a handsome man, but they seem to always be full of themselves and we break up in the most stupid ways (due to them cheating).

When I met you, I had to admit there was no physical or mental attraction but you seemed like the SAFE option.

So I said to myself let’s try something different. After three weeks of putting up with your constant intense / overwhelming “low self-esteem induced” character I found myself constantly stressed out to the point that my menstral cycle was affected.

So I’m signing off due to health reasons which I can’t afford to have.

Thank you for changing my mind and will promise you that I will never go for the SAFE option again.

Yours truly LUMPY