Go away Alan.
You lying, manipulative, bleating child.
All though our “relationship” you bleated on about how anxious and vulnerable you were, but from where I am now it is clear… you’re a complete twat, with your own interests at heart. I dumped you as soon as i realised that I could not believe a word that came out of your mouth.. and yes, that includes you telling me that you’d “soloed really hard climbs” when in reality, we went to do one of the easiest climbs in the UK, with a 3 hour walk-in, might I add, and you could not even get off the ground without placing three bits of gear, and then proceeded to leave me unprotected half way up a cliff face because it turns out that you have no idea how to set an anchor. You’re a fecking moron. Yet now you continue to infiltrate my social circle with your bleating, and whinging, and made up bollox to manipulate people behind my back.. Get on with it you weak, spineless twat. You will not effect me any more, and it’s only a matter of time before there see though your bullshit. No wonder you have no friends.