Dear Ex,
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I am currently living on an island in the middle of nowhere with people I barely know. I am telling you this because my life on this island is a thousand times better than my time with you. I wish you all the best. I know it’s difficult finding someone better than me. That break up was a dumb decision on your end. I heard you’re extremely heartbroken right now. That sounds like a “you” problem.
That’s all
Sincerely,
Hotter than your ex, better than your next.