Dear Dude,
Thank you for dumping me…..twice.  You are a good looking, charming guy. You dress nice, have a nice truck, nice house, and a great job. 3 kids who were great to be around. You were almost perfect on the outside. I went to AL-ANON meetings so that I could better understand your 12 step program. You didn’t even have to ask me to go, I wanted to. You asked me to be your girlfriend and you said I love you first. You made me feel special and told me I was special. Then it changed…

You went out of town for a class and met someone. We had a conversation about cheating which you and I both have a past of,  I told you I didn’t play that game. I am 41 and over all of that. You are 39 and should be over it. So you breakup with me once then a day later change your mind. You got back together with me because you felt sorry for me. You strung me along until the temptation of a 26 year old with 2 kids got to you. You dumped me and went to see her the next day. You said you wanted to breakup to work on your kids and yourself. That lasted less than 24 hours. I had been coming to your house post breakup to check on you because I know you are not well mentally.  I looked like a fool. You were talking to her on the phone with me there on purpose. You wanted to make sure I knew you were going to see her.

You said I wasn’t Barbie doll enough for you. Your son called me the fat. You have destroyed my self esteem. I want you to hurt. I know you so well. In 2 weeks you will be regretting some things and I will not be there to listen. I have blocked you from my life. I don’t want to see you and if I do I will walk the other way. You screwed with the wrong woman. You can’t handle a real woman so you have to revert back to dating younger less mature women you can string along. You have the mind of a 25 year old that wants to skateboard and be the coolest and have the best looking girlfriend so everyone around you is green with envy. You are a miserable unhappy person. I feel sorry for your kids and your family.  You can never be trusted. I am afraid you are going to relapse. You already went to a club with this girl which is the last place you need to be. Why would you want that life? You are playing with fire dude. I am afraid you are about to get burned.